I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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