Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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