I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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