You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
There's always time for handjobs
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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