There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Randomize
