Hey man sorry I got all grabby
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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