Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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