he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
false alarm, still single
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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