I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
NoShamevember. You game?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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