we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
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You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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