Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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