But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
