Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I am midnight drunk by noon
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I smell like Dick and happiness
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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