could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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