and you said cock pushups were impossible
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
