apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Damn victory sex feels great
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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