dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
