So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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