his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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