Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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