he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
you would pick up someone in the library
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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