U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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