i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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