i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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