you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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