Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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