he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
