apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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