I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
barbara walters just said penis...
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
