my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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