Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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