Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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