..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Randomize
