Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
A+ Viking dick
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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