I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
