I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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