Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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