Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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