White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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