Its about making memories worth repressing
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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