God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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