yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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