that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
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I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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