I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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