Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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