Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i would punch a child for taco bell
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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