Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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