I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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