lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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