His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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