Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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