I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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