I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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