The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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