U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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