There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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