doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
My penis needs a shock collar
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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