My brain says no but my pants say off.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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